I am going to wait out this Charlie Sheen thing.
I don’t know what’s going on with him, why everyone is quoting him, or why there are websites dedicated to him. From what I can tell, he is acting crazy, but I don’t know if it’s part of some show or something. I figure this whole Charlie Sheen thing will blow over in the next week or two, so I’m not going to bother figuring out what all the fuss is about. It’s probably too late for me to get caught up on this, and the investment of studying the situation won’t be worth it if the payoff is only a few days of meme appreciation.
I was going to read the Wikipedia page on Sheen, but I got distracted by this. If you can briefly sum up the situation, then feel free to do so in the comments. Otherwise, just let me know when we’re back on Sad Keanu or Three Wolf Moon.