There are many ways to enjoy music. Some music sounds best if listened through your favorite sex organ. Here are five music videos that were specially designed to to give you a boner.

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If you have a soul you’ve been taken-a-back by the post-apocalyptic state of Japan following the onslaught of natural/man-made disasters that hit northern Honshu March 11th.  Ranking at a 9.0 on the Richter Scale, the largest earthquake recorded near a…

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So there’s a saying that goes: “If you’re a feminist, it’s okay to dig dicks.” That wasn’t actually a saying before; but it is now. Just because you went down on a girl in college and started not wearing a…

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Insults might be one of the most chauvinistic areas of language. Think about it. Sure, not all of them are, but a good amount of them are pro dude and anti chick. When someone is being pushy and overly insistent…

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Society has basically agreed that certain acts of behavior will elicit predicted responses and reactions. Girl wears low cut shirt → Attract more male attention Guy buys expensive sports car → People will look at him and he will appear…

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The most recent Abuse of Discretion poll reveals one cold, hard truth: You want more penis talk. Our site’s first self-referencing poll concerned the phallocentricity of the site’s content, which apparently is not a problem for most viewers.  The results…

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I think I am going to wait out this penis thing. I don’t know why everybody is talking about them. This week’s poll has pointed out that penis-related discussions are permeating this blog (which has been elsewhere referred to as…

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Location- Encino, California. Time- noonish, chow time.  On this morning and many others I’ll wear a jacket bearing a bit of morning chill. By lunch time the mercury has moved up quite a bit.  I typically eat my lunch outside…

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