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Internet Rundown: February 8, 2013

By Kafka, Esq.

In this Internet Rundown, we confront joy and tragedy, the cute and the not-so-cute, and llamas.

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Kafkaesque: characteristic or reminiscent of the nightmarishly complex, bizarre, or oppressive qualities of Franz Kafka's writings.

Internet Rundown: March 30, 2012

By Kafka, Esq.

In this Internet Rundown, we discuss all things on the screen: commercials, music videos, Saturday morning cartoons, and famous flicks. We also have a funny cat photo.

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Internet Rundown: September 12, 2011

By Kafka, Esq.

In this Internet Rundown, we discuss Justin Bieber, Gumby, and other quasi-mythological creatures. We also show you what the world would be like if medication ads became self-aware.

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Internet Rundown: August 3, 2011

By Kafka, Esq.

In this Internet Rundown, we tackle tired dogs, adulthood, and porcupettes. Read on!

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Kafkaesque: characteristic or reminiscent of the nightmarishly complex, bizarre, or oppressive qualities of Franz Kafka's writings.

Ultimate Death Match: Man to Battle Lion

By Global Sponge

An Egyptian man has challenged a lion to a fight to the death in front of the pyramids on Saturday June 25th! Epic! Sayed el Essawy, who claims to be the strongest man in Egypt, will battle a fucking lion…

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Fuck you.

Internet Rundown: June 21, 2011

By Kafka, Esq.

In this Internet Rundown, we welcome summer with a handful of animal videos and photos. We also show you what it’s like to be a minor character in a great movie, and we explain why your mundane life will get better.

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The Ostrich

By Dingus

If you’re like me, it can be hard to fall asleep in public places. Well, thanks to The Ostrich, you can wrap your head in a face cocoon, equipped with convenient hand pockets so they aren’t left hanging lamely — though, you’ll still look like a complete moron. There’s only one draw back…

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Here's a doohickey -- and there's the dingus.

Internet Rundown: April 21, 2011

By Kafka, Esq.

In this Internet Rundown, we give you a cute-as-hell video of a penguin being tickled. We also discuss Donald Trump, America’s most stressful jobs, terror alert systems, and gettin’ funky.

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Internet Rundown: April 15, 2011

By Kafka, Esq.

In this Internet Rundown, we show you “How to Be a 20-Something” and what not to do while driving a school bus. We also discuss marijuana, taxes, cats, people pretending to be cats, beans, and sports.

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The Chinese Take Over Has Begun

By Global Sponge

The take over has already begun! Below is a link to an article by The Economist of the areas that China has left the previous world leader, the USA, in the dust. Soon we will all be speaking Mandarin and…