Please direct your attention to poll located at the right hand side of the blog. You will notice that a vote has been cast for the option: “Yes! I am tired of hearing about penises!”
Please be advised that this poll is now inaccurate, due to the fact that I accidentally selected that choice. Rest assured that this particular blogger would never make such a ludicrous mistake, were her hand/eye coordination fully intact.
Let this be a lesson to us all: drunkenness and polling do not mix.