Please direct your attention to poll located at the right hand side of the blog. You will notice that a vote has been cast for the option: “Yes! I am tired of hearing about penises!”
Please be advised that this poll is now inaccurate, due to the fact that I accidentally selected that choice. Rest assured that this particular blogger would never make such a ludicrous mistake, were her hand/eye coordination fully intact.
Let this be a lesson to us all: drunkenness and polling do not mix.









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What if I told you I could turn back time and give you a second chance?
You are so omnipotent, Dingus. Does this turn anyone else on?
Alas, there are no second chances in the great big blog of life. I therefore choose to make an earnest example of myself here, and face the consequences of my actions.
How noble.
I respectfully disagree with your lesson that drunkenness and polling do not mix. How else do you think such a poll question could be thought up?
Penises are a hot button issue and demand this level of attention and maybe more. Perhaps the lady bits need to step their game up?