I’ve been dating a really sweet guy for a few months now and everything has been going great. The problem is, once my super-religious parents find out that he’s not Catholic, they’re going to completely flip out. How should I handle this?
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Makes me wish this was available when I was a kid. Would have made my Nerf gun and Super Soaker battles seem to have a lot more at stake.
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Dear AOD,
I’m a 29-year-old single woman and I’m getting worried that I’m too old to meet someone special. Am I way past my prime, or do I still have plenty of good years left to find Mr. Right?
—Twenty-Nine and Fine
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First of all, 29 is still very young. Even if you were 35, 40, FIFTY OR SIXTY- there would be plenty of opportunities for you to meet a nice guy. There are lots of single guys out there looking for a woman, just as you are looking for one of them. As for the two jackasses/losers on here who think that they're really funny (and never really graduated past having the brain power of a five year old), I'm sure that they've got women just falling all over themselves to get a piece of their witty humor and -no doubt- amazing looks/intelligence/wealth. I'm shocked that they even have the time to post pathetic comments on message boards. Nice guys don't treat/talk about women like that, or objectify them... and they've usually got a lot more going for them so that they don't need to do that to feel powerful anyway. Pathetic losers trash talk women, because their lives are so lame that THAT is the only way they can feel superior to anybody (kind of like junior high... the age at which they peaked). Oh, and one more comment, in regard to the prior posts on here (once again, this is directed to the two idiots)... if you don't think that MEN start to look/smell like sh*t after a certain age, you're dumber than I thought. I think it starts at an earlier age for them though, and unfortunately for the stupid ones, their already weak brains start atrophying at an alarming rate after about 20. So they become fat, drooling, stinking, hairy pigs shortly after that... and they sit around drinking beer and talking about 'hot chicks', even though they probably couldn't get a blind, retarded horse to have sex with them. You might have trouble getting one of those guys, but really though, who would want one??? Men age like cheese... they get smellier and hairier over time. HAHAHA. Aren't I funny?? Hahaha! I'm so clever. BURN! Zing! Puh- POW! High five, man! Now I'm going to go drink a beer and masturbate to Hannah Montana in my recliner chair. Not.
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Poorly written. Any thread of coherence in this article is destroyed by the author's tenuous grasp on vocabulary.