Abuse of Discretion | Triviality, Misanthropy, and Swearing

Women Don’t Actually Like To Dance–They Just Like To Say They Like To Dance

By Russell, Esq. Feb. 26th, 2011

I go out with these friends of mine from grade/high school–all female. They were all sub-5s (out of the 10.1 “repeating” scale).* So, we start out with a lame-ish house party. It wasn’t terrible. There were huge speakers stacked on…

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This Is So Sad

By Madeline Serchre Feb. 26th, 2011

Hi. My name is Madeline and I don’t like reading. I didn’t think it was possible for this to happen to me. I’m an English major and a writer. I own over 200 books and exactly 139 classics including a…

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A whale can generate enough semen to fill an Olympic sized swimming pool for every pool on Earth… ever

By Manzoni's Requiem Feb. 26th, 2011

Earlier this week on my commute, I heard a story on the radio discussing the possibility of phasing the penny out from US currency. This debate comes about based on the fact that the penny now costs more to produce…

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The Case Against the Serial Comma

By Kafka, Esq. Feb. 26th, 2011

The debate regarding use of the serial comma (aka: the terminal comma) is so clearly one-sided that it hardly needs me to spill ink on the subject. But I can’t resist: To my readers, Mallory and Laura: The serial comma…