Lawyer Hires Assistant with Questionable Name

Myra C. Selby, Michigan Law School grad, former associate justice of the Indiana Supreme Court, current partner at IceMiller LLP, and below average skills in choosing assistants.

The showman part of me would say, “Do you see anything unusual on this ostensibly normal lawyer’s bio?” But it’s Friday and puzzles are for rainy days during recess and old people that have nothing better to do but endlessly play Sudoku and crosswords.

So, just look at her assistant’s name.

She holds a secret that can be concealed by only a combo of a pantsuit and shorthair

A few explanations: Maybe she’s a Native American warrior; I know a guy named Mark, but his Indian (feather, not dot) name is Little Dancing Turkey. Maybe she’s from sub-Saharan Africa and this is her Zulu warrior name designed to scare off British imperialists and rival law firms. Maybe she lost an elaborate bet. Maybe her parents were hippies of the non-peaceful variety.

Tell me some of your explanations/theories as to this assistant’s name.

If you think this is doctored in some way, here is the link:

Also, this post could not be possible without the dedication and spunk of Global Sponge.


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