What do abortion, bunnies, and blenders have in common? I’m not sure either. 
I still don’t know why Charlie Sheen is such a big deal, but these cats do. [Medium Large]
Watch this melancholy teddy bear have a miserable day at work. I haven’t seen anything this cute and sad since the bunny blender video, supra. [YouTube]
Thanks Lady Buzzkill Blah Blah for this story about a dead homeless woman. What a bummer. [NY Times]
And rounding out our “animals” issue of Internet Rundown is this story about a man who woke up to discover that his dog ate three of his toes. And I quote, “[T]he dog may have been trying to rid his owner of dead tissue . . . .” [WaPo]








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So a dead homeless woman is an “animal”? Is that it?
I’d choose a bunny over a baby anyday of the week.
Easter > baby showers
True, unless there is literally a shower of baby parts, such as, say, after you blend a baby in a blender and toss the bits into the sky.
I don’t get this. The government is putting live human babies into blenders and grinding them up? If so, that’s wrong.
Technically, the babies are being “pureed.” But yes, that’s what’s happening.