If your vagina is a flower, my penis is Mount Etna

By Manzoni's Requiem Feb. 26th, 2011

Who doesn't love "puppets"?

The potential for sexual maturity among men and women can be understood by how each gender perceives their own genitalia. Famously, The Vagina Monologues relates each monologue to the vagina in some fashion. A recurring theme throughout the piece is the vagina as a tool of female empowerment, and the ultimate embodiment of individuality. Most pull in social and political issues working as a platform for female expression.

On the other hand, the most notable expression men are able to muster is the performance show known as the Puppetry of the Penis which can be summarized as a theatrical contortion of the male penis, scrotum and testicles into various positions.

Where the The Vagina Monologues tie in social concerns and female norms personified through the vagina, Puppetry of the Penis involves making your schvantz look like a giraffe.

Each demonstrates a clear difference between what men and women want sexually. Women are concerned with meaning, significance and an expression of their hopes and dreams. Men want to be pleased on a purely superficial level, quick with low time and emotional investment. You relate your vagina to breaking the glass ceiling in corporate America; I make my penis looks like a bat.

Tags: gender issues, men, puppets, sex, women

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Kafka, Esq.
February 28, 2011

I’m really glad that the picture you chose for this post is from the Vagina Monologues and not that other thing.

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  Anonymous
  February 28, 2011
  
  I’m not.
  
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FCC
February 28, 2011

This is a family show

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  Anonymous
  February 28, 2011
  
  But my vagina is literally a flower.
  
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  - Estonian
    February 28, 2011
    
    ^ “Like”
    
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Vic Torino
February 1, 2013

I don’ get it

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