How To Make A German Cupcake

Welcome, boys and girls, to this first installment of Do It Yourself!

Gather ’round as we delve into this wonder of wonders: The German Cupcake.

Step 1: Form your hands into a cup

Form a shallow depression with your fingers locked close.

Step 2: Allow the methane (CH4) from your flatulence to collect in your hands

Artist's rendition.

Step 3: Don’t let the precious ingredient escape

Seal contents in a hand-cocoon.

Step 4: Clamp your hands over the mouth and nose of the nearest person

Sneaking up from behind is preferable.

That does it for today’s lesson in making a German Cupcake.

Now get out there and start practicing!


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