Welcome, boys and girls, to this first installment of Do It Yourself!
Gather ’round as we delve into this wonder of wonders: The German Cupcake.
Step 1: Form your hands into a cup
Step 2: Allow the methane (CH4) from your flatulence to collect in your hands
Step 3: Don’t let the precious ingredient escape
Step 4: Clamp your hands over the mouth and nose of the nearest person
That does it for today’s lesson in making a German Cupcake.
Now get out there and start practicing!