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R.G. Adrenalynne

"...here is a list of my adrenaline production: 1: small children, 2: policemen, 3: high places, 4: that my next movie will not be as good as the last one." Alfred Hitchcock

Don’t leave home without them!

When I think of great nipple protection, I think of REI. Behold, the Pro-Tec Athletics Liquicell Nipple Protectors. Apparently, they are great for staying chafe-free during long runs, and reusable! While there are many exciting products that one can purchase…

Weiner’s Predicament Comes to a Head

Here’s a shocker—in the news, we have another politician embroiled in a sexual scandal! Today, Congressman Anthony Weiner came clean, admitting that he did indeed transmit crotch shots of himself to random women on the internet. Weiner is now in…

Docents Wanted. Requirement: Must Love Me

  The Museum of Me. A new site built by by Intel that organizes your social networking content into a virtual “museum” of you…by you, and for you. Ah, how do I love myself? Let me count the ways! How…

Paranormal Activity of the Warm and Moist Variety

As Dingus stated in Scary-Ass Ghost Videos, he believes in science. I appreciate that. I would now like to address all of the legitimate believers in ghosts, and deliver a simple message to them: For the love of God—just stop…

To Protect and Serve…Brownies

I try my best to be law-abiding. Granted, there was that one time when I was pulled over for doing 92 in a 65 mph zone. And as if it weren’t enough that I would have to appear in court,…

Off the lift = go time

Since 5,000 B.C., skiers have perfected a brilliant marriage of bipedalism, snow, and gravity, which has allowed them increased efficiency “in hunting, military maneuvers, and as a practical means of transportation.” Enter the snowboarder—circa 1965, when a midwesterner named Sherman…

Public Service Announcement

Please direct your attention to poll located at the right hand side of the blog. You will notice that a vote has been cast for the option: “Yes! I am tired of hearing about penises!” Please be advised that this…

It is what it is

Coming to the realization that you have been un-friended by someone on Facebook can be a tough pill to swallow. I myself take great pains to cultivate meaningful connections, and consider how to keep my posts fun for the whole…

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