Looking for a new car? Feel as you car should be an extension of your personality? Well go no further. This simple chart will be your guide to the dream car of your, well, dreams. This guide is an introduction to further car guides that will go into more extensive detail covering armrests, size of cup holders, turn turn signal clicker noise and the ability to maintain control during an unforeseen sneeze

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Last holiday season I come across a website extolling this new holiday pie from McDonald’s. I rush out to my local golden arches to try this new seasonal pie for myself. Let me describe as so, a funfetti looking undercooked crust with a less than flavorful vanilla custard filling. Despite my disappointment I felt maybe all my pie dreaming was creating a ripple in the hand pie multiverse.

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Makes me wish this was available when I was a kid. Would have made my Nerf gun and Super Soaker battles seem to have a lot more at stake.

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Pending your did not meet your potential new friend online and their profiled revealed their political position along with their favorite Woody Allen movie and Ayn Rand book, how do you find out their political temperature? Grab some chow!

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Designer Dominic Wilcox created a finger-nose Stylus in order to use his touchscreen phone hands-free. Think about all the instances when your poking hand isn’t available…

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One thing today made me feel better about the prospect of having children. The kids book, Go the Fuck to Sleep. It’s a bedtime story that speaks to the real world of parenting where raising children is a Faustian bargain.

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Rube Goldberg was an cartoonist, sculptor, author, engineer and inventor. He is best known for a series of popular cartoons depicting complex gadgets that perform simple tasks in indirect, convoluted ways. These devices, now known as Rube Goldberg machines.

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Members of the Oregon State House decided to include snippets of the now infamous Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up into their speeches. This gives me some belief that politicians are actually humans and hope that the next time Obama’s teleprompter goes on the fritz we get to hear some keyboard cat.

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Demonstrated by an infographic created by Information is Beautiful; making even a pathetic living selling music in today’s marketplace could steer those starving artists towards investment banking. An artist needs to sell 12,399 tracks on iTunes to make just $1,160, which is comparable to the monthly income for a minimum wage job.

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One vote for Global Sponge.  On the topic of having kids vs. not, Global Sponge’s vote for empty bellies in his article Boobs vs. Balls Round 1: Baby Makin’ – Stop Procreation! is my winner.   Sorry feMonthewall, Baby Makin ‘…

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