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The Evolution of Rap Names

Pop Chart Lab has posted the Grand Taxonomy of Rap Names for purchase.  This 18 X 24 poster is perfect for those of you who have always wondered what the full list of rap names that have a physical or metaphysical attribute would be. Not that deep?  Well luckily this…

WTF is Down with the Debt Ceiling? Why John Boehner Sucks.

Normally I would create a clever introduction into an article that attempts to cloak my dumbfounded response to political maneuvering in amusing absurd statements but this time I’m so pissed I have decided to just let my rage unfurl about…

Ultimate Death Match: Man to Battle Lion

An Egyptian man has challenged a lion to a fight to the death in front of the pyramids on Saturday June 25th! Epic! Sayed el Essawy, who claims to be the strongest man in Egypt, will battle a fucking lion…

Mark Zuckerberg Wants to Eat You! Eventually, Probably…

        Facebook Founder Mark Zuckerberg Posted on May 4th “I just killed a pig and a goat”. If you were like me when you read that you thought one thing:  He has finally let all this power…

European Double Team

2 unrelated acts of sexual deviancy came to light last week. Arnold Schwarzenegger, the former governor of the 8th largest economy in the world, California, admitted that 10 years ago he repeatedly railed his ugly-ass maid, had a kid with…

The Grandiosity of Gingrich

Newt Gingrich was already kinda a funny person.  Full of himself, famous for getting divorced and known to people well acquainted with politics as a guy who spent way too much money.  But things just keep getting better. Newt Gingrich pretty much…

America! Fuck Yeah! Lessons from the Death of Osama bin Laden.

There are a number of things we can learn from the killing of Osama bin Laden by American Navy Seals on April 29th 2011. SOCIAL MEDIA IS A BITCH: It totally ruined Obama’s moment. He was all excited to come…

Coldplay = Blue Balls

Coldplay gives you blue balls… it’s a fact.  Well, at least the results of a new survey from a dating site called Tastebuds.fm suggest it is.  And, if you’re like me, basic research done with questionable methods of information gathering are…

Boobs vs. Balls Round 1: Baby Makin’ – Stop Procreation!

People should stop making babies for two simple reasons: 1. More people means less stuff for the rest of us 2. Loose vagina. Point 1. The Earth and everything we depend on to live is finite. More people means they…

The Chinese Take Over Has Begun

The take over has already begun!  Below is a link to an article by The Economist of the areas that China has left the previous world leader, the USA, in the dust.  Soon we will all be speaking Mandarin and…

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