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One day, you’re out shopping at the local Trader Joes. As you head out of the store, you recognize this handsome, older man, whom looks familiar. You come to realize, “OH MY GOSH, it’s MR. DAVIS!” The giddy school-girl in you, runs…
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In a cavern, in a canyon, Excavating for a mine Dwelt a miner forty niner, And his daughter Clementine Oh my darling, oh my darling, Oh my darling, Clementine! Thou art lost and gone forever Dreadful sorry, Clementine Light…
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After countless weeks of voting, it was pretty obvious…. the comments and even poetry spelled it out for you all…. Everyone loves the juice! and now…. The AOD 2011 Championship title goes to….. Well, before I announce the champion, I want…
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Here it is people – the match up of all match ups! These votes will determine the AOD Championship Title of 2011. Please be sure to vote and tell your friends. This is serious… As Commissioner, I have thrown in…
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It's healthy and it tastes divine. It's tangy and one of a kind. With its vitamin C, You can't disagree, It's O.J. that must be enshrined. A limmerick dedicated to my favorite cereal. ...Vote or Die... ...O.J. or Bust...
Yes, it’s April and we’re talking March – it’s just that mad here! We the jury of the above titled bracket find OJ to be not as flavorful as Lucky Charms. Should I continue? Now that OJ is out, this whole…
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Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the Edible Eight…. This is incredible – OJ is killing it! Kix sawed its way through Corn Flakes and Chex got beat down by a bunch of honey oats! Any predictions for the Delectable Duo? Please cast your…
Related Popular Comment AuthorListen, guys: We all know that everyone loves Lucky Charms. Duh. They're cute, sweet, and feature an amusing mascot. That's why Lucky Charms have obviously dominated this tournament. But rooting for the obviously dominant guy is not American. No. America loves an underdog story. America likes to root for the little guy---the guy that doesn't stand a chance. America wants Rocky to beat Creed. America wants Rudy to play for Notre Dame. America wants Mike Peters to act like "a big fuckin' bear, man" and get that "cute little baby's number." So let's make history here and vote for OJ over Lucky Charms. We'll call it, The Miracle on Milk. It would be "so money."
The Swealthy Sixteen is now available for voting into the Edible Eight. Some crazy stuff happened last week. OJ murdered Frosted Flakes! And apparently Special K and Oat Bran have no Life… Please make sure to vote on all polls so we…
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Ladies and Gentlemen! It’s official - March Cereal Madness begins now! It will consist of two categories of cereal (Healthy & Sugary). Round 1 will start off with 16 sugary cereals and 16 healthy cereals (including 2 wild cards for each). You will then cast your…
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The other day I was at my desk and one of the girls came over to ask me a question: “How do I copy and paste this?” she asks. I replied, “Did you try the copy and paste options up…
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I mean who lives next to a "foaming brine" and doesn't learn how to swim? Darwin award.