There’s something truly horrifying and hilarious about our traffic stats. Apparently, there is a void in cyberspace, and we’re filling it (with eels).
Our top keyword term for visitors stumbling across our site using Google is *drum roll*…. “eels in pussy!”
I’m pretty sure that when these visitors found themselves reading our article, Erecting Empires: How a Vagina Full of Eels Proves That Japan Will Recover From The Most Expensive Natural Disaster Ever, they didn’t stick around to donate to the relief effort. Or maybe they did. The psyche of perverts is complex and rich with surprises.
But listen… I don’t judge (aside from all the judgmental blog posts found herein). Ill take whatever kind of traffic I can get. But it would be nice to get some traffic that’s likely to stick around.
The irony is, this post, filled with words like “eels,” “Facebook,” and “pussy” is only likely to bring us more perverts.